"I`m kind of like the man, I`m better at baseball then everyone in MA"-John "The Machine" Gorman
"My game is more then perfect, its unstoppable."
John Gorman is a 24 year old Senior at Catholic Memorial High School. at the age of 22, he was named a 2 sport Captain. Gorman led his football team too 2 state championship games, despite losing in both. at the age of 6, Gorman threw his first perfect game on an 16 and over travel team. “ I obviously threw a great game, but I don’t even know what to say right now; I’m speechless.” Gorman is more then just a great baseball/football player, Gorman is a sweet, romantic, handsome middle aged man.
Gorman drives a white Buick. once Gorman got the car, it was very noticeable of the rapid sales in white Buick. Gorman is now the official sponsor for Buick. Gorman is currently partial owner of Powerade and owns .67% of Rogaine.
In the 2011 baseball season Gorman plans batting .667. When asked "why .667?" Gorman replied with "Why not?" and "i do not support communism."
not only a is Gorman a role model, rumor has it he is considered a God in Liberia.
he's so dreamy!
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""I just wanna be friends" says the lady in pink, "ok ok" as I spike her drink."
"If you never use a condom, never use your real name. #SheenFact"
"I'm not big on sports but I'm big in my pants. #winning #fattuesday"